Boobs

Finally finished my shit hole off a job…wooohoooo and been free for the last couple of days doing nada really…bliss! For the first time in a good while Ive got the chance to sunbath, and decided to be topless…..the brit prude attitude as goes this drives me crazy. 3 years in spain and I never sunbathed with a top on……..i hate having headlamp boobs. You can be wearing the tiniest of bikini tops but soon as those nipples are out its like whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa there. WHAT IS WITH THIS SHIT???? There are 4 apartments to where i live, we share a decent sized garden with mature shrubs and palms,sun loungers,outside dining table and a canadian spa hot tub. Yesterday was beautiful sunshine and thought wtf and got the bad boys out nipples and all. If im not bothered about them being out why should anyone else? So one of the nieghbours comes home, i dont flinch look up nothing……I dont care……then happily reading away my friend turns up to pick some stuff up he left in my garage.When he realised I was topless he didnt know where to look…..I wasnt fazed at all…but to save his embaressment held my arm across the offending area to continue the short conversation…!!! Why is it like this? Would they have been less cause of embaressment if I had covered the nipples? I love boobs, we all love boobs. I can personally say I check out boobs probably as much as a guy as they are a lovely thing most of the time. I just wish the Brits at home could be more liberal and accepting of the topless sunbath. So its sunny again today, another topless day….and I still dont care!

Good for you! Maybe you can teach the prudes a thing or two. I think the female form is the most beautiful out of anything ever created! I when you said the guy didn't know where to look, that was golden. Everyone needs to stop be so up tight. We are born naked and boobs are amazing! Maybe you can make there heads explode if you walked around outside your house with a hot Latex outfit on!

Fair play OP, people are too shy(Myself included). Maybe I should sunbathe with no pants on and see how far I get

I'd probably be arrested, you think things are bad in England? Try Ireland! Wearing shorts and no top on a good day gets me way too many rude looks.